Kim Couture will be buried in two coffins

before.

after.

Kim Couture will be buried in two coffins. One for herself and one for her balls. And by balls I'm not implying that she possesses male genitalia but rather I'm commending her for her intestinal fortitude. 15 seconds into her June 20th fight with Kim Rose, Mrs. Couture caught a vicious uppercut which broke her jaw. She didn't get on the floor and start crying as you, I, or Bob Sapp would of. No, Mrs. Couture fought the entire damn 15 minutes and went on to lose a decision. The fight is below:





the (hot) wifey of ex UFC heavyweight champ and all around good guy, Randy Couture has made some comments post fight that disturb me. First of all, in her post fight interview she said that instead of touching gloves at the sound of the bell Rose uppercutted her. This is bullshit. Watching the fight above, Couture comes out in an aggressive ready-to-strike combat stance. The rules of MMA are "to protect yourself at all times." Mrs. Couture failed to do so and paid the consequences.